
Kelli Welli - Lyrics












BABY NINJA
I shoulda been a ninja
Ninja’s in my blood
You can tell by the way I woke you up
And left you going “Wha—t?”
I shoulda been a ninja—
Taking on the fights
I shoulda been a ninja
Maybe I’ll start tonight
Verse:
1-2-3-4
I’ll hide behind the bathroom door
5-6-7-8
I’ll jump right over that baby gate
And I hear every single thing you say
Though I don’t talk yet
So don’t mistake my silence for ignorant bliss
Chorus:
I’m a baby ninja – HA!
I’m a baby ninja – POW!
I’m a baby ninja – BAM!
I’ll sneak through the house
I’ll swish in and out
I’ll crawl like a ninja – HI-YAH!
I shoulda been a ninja
Ninja’s in my blood
You can tell by the way I flung my bottle
And left you going “Wha—t?”
I shoulda been a ninja—
Taking on the fights
I shoulda been a ninja
Maybe I’ll start tonight
Verse 2:
A-B-C-D
I’ll leap out of the clean laundry
E-F-G-H
I’ll weave between the table legs
And I’ll stick every single thing
Inside my mouth to check it out
I’ll use all senses mapping out this whole place
Chorus:
I’m a baby ninja – HA!
I’m a baby ninja – POW!
I’m a baby ninja – BAM!
I’ll sneak through the house
I’ll swish in and out
I’m stealthy – HI-YAH!
Bridge:
Disarmin—ly charmin’
At times I’m a little alarmin’
ZAZINGA! I’ll sing ya
My ninja song
It won’t take long
I know you think I’m crying
But I’m really practicing
WAH! WAH! BAM! BAM! ZAZINGA! How’d ya like that?!
So sneaky, it’s freaky
Distract ya when I get squeaky
I’ll float like a bubble
And sting like a diaper rash
Oh you think I’m crying
But I’m really practicing
WAH! WAH! KABLAM! KAPOW! Hey, check out my stance!
I could fill this diaper in a New York minute
Just when you think you’ve got me figured out
I’m gonna change – KABOOM!
Chorus:
I’m a baby ninja – HA!
I’m a baby ninja – POW!
I’m a baby ninja – BAM!
I’ll sneak through the house
I’ll swish in and out
I’ll crawl like a ninja – HI-YAH!
YOU’RE A SUNNY DAY
Intro:
Oh you make me happy!
Oh you make me smile!
Oh you make me happy!
Oh you make me smile!
Verse 1:
All I wanna do right now
Is spend some time with you
You make me happier than happy
Let me tell you why
Every time you smile
You fill my cup, you fill me up — ohh
With joy, joy, joy — JOY! JOY! JOY!
Chorus:
You make my heart— light up!
You make my heart — light up! Light up!
You turn the gray into summer day
The so-so into a-okay
The “I don’t know…” to “There’s a way—
“Of course there is a way…
“We can do it! Yeah, we can do it!
“Together we can do it!”
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yay —
You’re a sunny day!
Verse 2:
Take my hand and I will follow
You can lead the way
I’m happy dancing to your music
Let the sunshine play!
Every time you laugh
You cut my miseries in half, you bring me
Joy, joy, joy — JOY! JOY! JOY!
Chorus:
You make my heart— light up!
You make my heart — light up! Light up!
You turn the gray into summer day
The so-so into a-okay
The “I don’t know…” to “There’s a way—
“Of course there is a way…
“We can do it! Yeah, we can do it!
“Together we can do it!”
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yay —
You’re a sunny day!
Intro repeat:
Oh you make me happy!
Oh you make me smile!
Oh you make me happy!
Oh you make me smile!
Bridge:
What I want, what I want, what I want to do…
Is spend some time with you
What I want, what I want, what I want to do…
Is spend a little time, spend a little time…
End chorus:
“Of course there is a …
“Way we can do it! Yeah, we can do it!
“Together we can do it—!”
You make my heart — light up!
You make my heart — light up! Light up!
You turn the gray into summer day
The so-so into a-okay
The “I don’t know…” to “there’s a way—
“Of course there is a way…
“We can do it! Yeah, we can do it!
“Together we can do it!”
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yay —
You’re a sunny day — yeah
A sunny, sunny day — yeah
You’re a sunny day —
Yes you are and…
And all I wanna do
Is spend some time with you!
WATER BABY
Hey there, Water Baby
I’ll go with you, eh—
I love watching you love your life
Floatin’ like an otter
At home in the water
And I’m amazed
When I see the joy on your face
In the water, Baby
Swim, swim, swimming
Swim, swim, swimming
Swim, swim, swimming
Now we splash, splash, splash!
Swim, swim, swimming
Swim, swim, swimming
Swim, swim, swimming
Now we splash, splash, splash!
Hey there, Water Baby
I’ll go with you, eh—
I love watching you love your life
Floatin’ like an otter
At home in the water
And I’m amazed
When I see the joy on your face
In the water, Baby
Swim, swim, swimming
Swim, swim, swimming
Swim, swim, swimming
Now we splash, splash, splash!
Swim, swim, swimming
Swim, swim, swimming
Swim, swim, swimming
Now we splash, splash, splash!
CLEAN YOUR PLACE - 1st, 2nd, & 3rd Trys
Clean your place
Clean your face
Then clean your hands
I PUT MY HEART INTO
I put my heart into this soda bread for you
I made it with my own two hands
I put my heart into this apple pie for you
And sprinkled in a dash of soul—
And so I hope you know—
That every single bite
Is filled with love and life
And now I hope you see
How much you mean to me
I made this with my own two hands for you
And filled it with my heart and soul
I put my heart into this rocking horse for you
I made it with my own two hands
I put my heart into this baby quilt for you
And stitched it up with loving care
So now I hope you feel—
In every single ride
The life I carved inside
And as you go to sleep
I hope your dreams are sweet
I made this with my own two hands for you
And filled it with my heart and soul
Bridge:
All— all— for you
All— all— for you
I put my heart into this picture drawn for you
I made it with my own two hands
I put my heart into this melody for you
And pondered over every word
So now I hope you know—
That every single line
Connects the love inside
And now I hope you see
How much you mean you to me
I made this with my own two hands for you
And filled it with my heart and soul
End:
All— all— for you
All— all— for you
All— all— for you
All— all— for you
I made this with my own two hands for you
I made this with my own two hands
DIRTY SOCKS - Written by my dog, Piper Peach (black lab, age 6)
Dirty socks
Dirty socks
Yummy, yummy dirty socks
How many dirty socks can I find?
Lick my chops
Lick my chops
Ooh, you’ve got a dirty sock!
Can I have it, would you mind?
Can I have it, would you mind?
Dirty socks
Dirty socks
Yummy, yummy dirty socks
How many dirty socks can I find—?
1-2-3-4
Lick my chops
Lick my chops
Ooh, you’ve got a dirty sock!
Can I have it, would you mind?
Can I have it, would ya…?
Do you really need it?
Can I have it, would you mind?
SKUNK IN A HANDSTAND
I’m a skunk in a handstand — back off!
A skunk in a handstand — back off!
A skunk in a handstand — back off!
I’m telling you, man… back off!
I’m a skunk in a handstand — back off!
A skunk in a handstand — back off!
A skunk in a handstand — back off!
I’m telling you, man… back off!
Oh no, too slow
Here we go… I told you so—!
Pshhhhhhhhhh! (Nooooo!)
SUPERSTAR
There’s a superstar in the alphabet
It’s the first letter of your name
The one we gave you
And every time I hear it
My heart gives a little cheer—
Oh, how I love you!
There’s a magic minute on the clock each day
A time for celebration
Of your wonderful face
The moment I first saw it
I knew I was forever changed—
Oh, how I love you!
There’s a perfect point in the earth’s rotation
The anniversary of the jubilation
I felt on the day…
The day that my baby was born!
Oh, how I love you!
Chorus:
Oh, I love you and I always will
Always will
And I always will
I love you and I always will
And I always, always will
In case you ever doubt it
I think I’m gonna shout it to the world
Oh, how I love you!
Verse:
There’s a secret weapon only you possess
Give me one little hug
And now I’m powerless
I know I’m not the only
One who’ll ever feel this way
Oh, how I love you!
There’s a golden string
Running to my heart
You play it like a maestro
Making beautiful art
Can’t ever get enough of it
Never get enough of you—
Oh, how I love you!
And the luckiest person in the universe
Is the one paying tribute
In a few short verses
I still can’t believe—
Believe I get to be your mom—
Oh, how I love you!
BRIDGE:
Oh how I love you
I’m always gonna love you
No matter what you’re doing
I’ll love you — love you
Oh how I love you
I’m always gonna love you
No matter what you’re doing
I’ll love you — love you
Chorus:
Oh, I love you and I always will
Always will
And I always will
I love you and I always will
And I always, always will
In case you ever doubt it
I think I’m gonna shout it to the world
Oh, how I love you!
End:
In case you ever doubt it
I think I’m gonna shout it to the world
HEY LITTLE HERO
(Translation from Japanese for “Yatta!” = “I did it!” or “We did it!”)
Hey, little hero
My favorite little hero
How you gonna save the day today?
Hey, little hero
My favorite little hero
Do you know you radiate—strength?
Get you cape or your mask
Or whatever makes you faster
On a moonlit night
Racing to the fight
When you jump, when you run
Are you having fun
As you’re taking on the weight of the world—?
Taking on the weight of the world?
I love your secret identity—Yatta!—da da da da da—
Ee—Yatta!—da da da da da
Ee—Yatta!—da da da da da—
Hey, little hero
My favorite little hero
How you gonna save the day today?
Hey, little hero
My favorite little hero
Do you know you radiate—strength?
I’ve no doubt you’ll be out
Making changes to the neighborhood
And keeping us safe and sound—
Up to you to decide if you’ll jump
Or you’ll fly
Taking on the weight of the world—
Taking on the weight of the world
I love your secret identity—Yatta!—da da da da da—
Ee—Yatta!—da da da da da
Ee—Yatta!—da da da da da—
Cause I believe in you
You know I always do and I always will---
I could be your sidekick
I’d love to be your sidekick
Can I be your sidekick— little one?
Zow! Bam! Zip! Hi-yah! Yatta!
And ee—Yatta!—da da da da da—
Ee—Yatta!—da da da da da
Ee—Yatta!—da da da da da—
Hey, little hero
My favorite little hero
How you gonna save the day today?
Hey, little hero
My favorite little hero
Do you know you radiate—strength?
Get you cape or your mask
Or whatever makes you faster
On a moonlit night
Racing to the fight
When you jump, when you run
Are you having fun
As you’re taking on the weight of the world—?
Taking on the weight of the world?
RYAN THE LION
Ryan the Lion was tryin’ to roar
But a FROG got stuck in his throat
He opened his mouth to get real loud
But all that came out was...
RIBBIT! x 2
Well, you know that just won’t do
For a lion who
Is tryin’ to be king of the jungle
So he opened up his mouth to let the froggie out
But then he heard his tummy go... rumble rumble rumble
Rumble, rumble, rumble... rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
What’s he gonna do?
Ryan the Lion was tryin’ to roar
But a CAT got stuck in his throat
He opened his mouth to get real loud
But all that came out was...
MEOW! x 2
Well, you know that just won’t do
For a lion who
Is tryin’ to be king of the jungle
So he opened up his mouth to let the KITTY CAT out
But then he heard his tummy go... rumble rumble rumble
Rumble, rumble, rumble... rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
What’s he gonna do?
Ryan the Lion was tryin’ to roar
But a LIZARD got stuck in his throat
He opened his mouth to get real loud
But all that came out was...
WHLEWP! x 2
Well, you know that just won’t do
For a lion who
Is tryin’ to be king of the jungle
So he opened up his mouth to let the LIZARD out
But then he heard his tummy go... rumble rumble rumble
Rumble, rumble, rumble... rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
What’s he gonna do?
Ryan the Lion was tryin’ to roar
But a ROCKETSHIP got stuck in his throat
He opened his mouth to get real loud
But all that came out was...
FSHEEEEW! x 2
Well, you know that just won’t do
For a lion who
Is tryin’ to be king of the jungle
So he opened up his mouth to let the ROCKETSHIP out
But then he heard his tummy go... rumble rumble rumble
Rumble, rumble, rumble... rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
What’s he gonna do?
Ryan the Lion was tryin’ to roar
But a LION got stuck in his throat
He opened his mouth to get real loud
But all that came out was...
ROAR! x 2
And he decided he was okay with that
DOGS DOIN’ DISHES
Dogs doing dishes
They love doing dishes
“These dishes are delicious”
Say the doggies doing dishes
“And the only thing we wish
As we’re doing all these dishes…
Is the people wouldn’t eat so well
Why they gotta eat so well?”
We know you’re trying to eat your dinner
All the colors, like a winner
Maybe you could eat a little less next time?
We know you’re practicing not wasting
Trying everything with patience
Maybe you could leave a little more
For the dogs to try…
Dogs doing dishes
They love doing dishes
“These dishes are delicious”
Say the doggies doing dishes
“And the only thing we wish
As we’re doing all these dishes…
Is the people wouldn’t eat so well
Why they gotta eat so…?
Why they gotta eat so…?
Why they gotta eat so well?”
WHEN YOU DANCE
When you DANCE, you feed my soul, my friend
When you dance, you feed my soul
When you dance, you feed my soul, my friend
When you dance, you feed my soul
My friend, my friend—yeah, yeah
My friend, my friend—yeah, yeah
With the JOY you show, you feed my soul
When you DANCE, when you dance, my friend
When you SING, you feed my soul, my friend
When you dance, you feed my soul
When you dance, you feed my soul, my friend
When you dance, you feed my soul
My friend, my friend—yeah, yeah
My friend, my friend—yeah, yeah
With the JOY you show, you feed my soul
When you DANCE and you SING my friend
When you LAUGH, you feed my soul, my friend
When you dance, you feed my soul
When you dance, you feed my soul, my friend
When you dance, you feed my soul
My friend, my friend—yeah, yeah
My friend, my friend—yeah, yeah
With the JOY you show, you feed my soul
When you DANCE and you SING and you LAUGH my friend
FRERE JACQUES
French version:
Frere Jacques
Frere Jacques
Dormez vous?
Dormez vous?
Sonnez les matines
Sonnez les matines
Ding, Dang, Dong
Ding, Dang, Dong
American English:
Are you sleeping?
Are you sleeping?
Brother John
Brother John
Morning bells are ringing
Morning bells are ringing
Ding, Dang, Dong
Ding, Dang, Dong
Finnish version:
Jaakko kulta
Jaakko kulta
Herää jo
Herää jo
Kellojasi soita
Kellojasi soita
Pim, pam, pom
Pim, pam, pom
German version:
Bruder Jakob
Bruder Jakob
Schlafst du noch?
Schlafst du noch?
Horst du nicht die Glocken?
Horst du nicht die Glocken?
Ding, Dang, Dong
Ding, Dang, Dong
Mexican Spanish:
Martinillo
Martinillo
¿Duerme ya?
¿Duerme ya?
toca la campana
toca la campana
din, don, dan
din, don, dan
DIRTY SOCKS REPRISE
Dirty socks! Dirty socks! (chant)

A few years ago, one of my little friends named Ariya said she would like a song about Rainbows. So, I started thinking on it. Not long after we went to visit a close family member who was going through the fight of her life.
We joined to just spend time together and that's where I wrote this song... on a porch in Minnesota looking to the sky for signs of hope.
Happy to report our family member is fully recovered! And now, with the help of some amazing friends, I'm finally releasing this song that celebrates hope, possibility, inclusiveness, and all the colors of love.
Robots Don't Tell Jokes Album
Rainbow Love Song
Chorus: (2x)
If all of the colors of the rainbow were my love for you
Together we’d be purple and apart, I would be blue
We’d have happiness in yellow
And our kindness would be green
Oh darling, you are everything to me
My darling, you are everything
Gray raining down and the sun was shy
I didn’t know what to do
Then you showed up and you changed my view
Suddenly life was colorful
Painting skies
You make my heart new--
Ooh—
Chorus:
If all of the colors of the rainbow were my love for you
Together we’d be purple and apart, I would be blue
We’d have happiness in yellow
And our kindness would be green
Oh darling, you are everything to me
My darling, you are everything
Black and white and cold, hard lines
Telling me who I should be
Then you showed up and reminded me
Color is what I need—and I am free!
Painting skies
You make my heart new--
Ooh—
Chorus:
If all of the colors of the rainbow were my love for you
Together we’d be purple and apart, I would be blue
We’d have happiness in yellow
And our kindness would be green
Oh darling, you are everything to me
My darling, you are everything
Bridge:
Orange is the fun we’re having
Red is the color of our cheeks as we’re dancing
And we’re laughing in hysterics
And indigo is the sky at night
As we fall asleep
Giving thanks for a life well-loved—
I’m so thankful for you
Chorus:
If all of the colors of the rainbow were my love for you
Together we’d be purple and apart, I would be blue
We’d have happiness in yellow
And our kindness would be green
Oh darling, you are everything to me
My darling, you are everything
Oh darling, you are everything to me
My darling, you are everything
Ezra’s Frickle Song
Fried—pickles
I had a pickle
Turned it into a frickle
And I dipped it into super yummy zippy dip
I had a pickle
Turned it into a frickle
And I dipped it into super yummy zippy dip
Ezzy and his dad made a super rad dip
It’s a super yummy zippy dip
Pickle-now-a-frickle dip
Gonna make you lick your lips
Mmm... that’s good!
Oooooooooh—
I had a pickle
Turned it into a frickle
And I dipped it into super yummy zippy dip
I had a pickle
Turned it into a frickle
And I dipped it into super yummy zippy dip
Nickle, not a spear
Fickle nickle, not a spear
Gotta make your frickles right
When you go to take a bite
You can tell why —
G C G / G D D7 C G
Oooooooooh—
G C G / G D D7 C G
Oooooooooh—
All Ways Together, Always
Climb onto my shoulders, baby
Let’s go see the world
Look for things we’ve never heard of
Wonder how they work
We’ll explore this great big place
Follow paths and waterways
We never knew--we’d want to know
Chorus:
We’ll go all ways together, always
All ways together, always
All ways together, you and I
We’ll go all ways together, always
All ways together, always
All ways together, you and I
Until one day when you’re ready
You can fly
Take my hand and I will follow
You can lead the way
Jump on buses, trains, and planes
Maybe head to space
We’ll explore this universe
Make new friends and learn new words
J’taime beaucoup – por favor, and arigato
Chorus:
We’ll go all ways together, always
All ways together, always
All ways together, you and I
We’ll go all ways together, always
All ways together, always
All ways together, you and I
Until one day when you’re ready
You can…
Bridge:
Fly— fly—
Fly— fly—
Chorus:
We’ll go all ways together, always
All ways together, always
All ways together, you and I
We’ll go all ways together, always
All ways together, always
All ways together, you and I
Until one day when you’re ready
You can fly
Robots Don’t Tell Jokes
What did the zero say to the eight?
Robot thought the answer was so great
So he tried to tell his joke every day
But nobody ever laughed
Chorus:
“Robots don’t tell jokes,” they said
“Robots, we must keep our heads
Because robots have to be on call
Whenever the people need us.” Beep beep
Logic is all a robot knows
And what is the logic of a joke?
Said the robot teachers, “You must know...
Humor does not compute.”
Chorus:
“Robots don’t tell jokes,” they said
“Robots, we must keep our heads
Because robots have to be on call
Whenever the people need us.” Beep beep
Then one day a kid was crying
And no one understood quite why
And they all stood frozen
And some even turned away
Robot knew he had to try
So he wheeled on up by the little kid’s side
And he drummed up his courage
And said in his best voice:
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Get it? (audience laughs… hopefully ;P)
Magic—magic— magic— magic—
Laughter is magical
Magically logical
Logically magical
Let the magic fill your heart
Beep beep beep beep beep beep
Beep beep beep beep beep beep
Beep beep beep beep beep beep
Let the magic fill your gears and parts
End Choruses:
Robots should tell jokes, they said
And keep a joke book by your bed
Because robots have to be on call
Whenever the people need us.” Beep beep
Robots should tell jokes, they said
And keep a silly hat by your bed
Because robots have to be on call
Whenever the people need us.” Beep beep
Tree Song
(spoken) Can you be trees with me? Stretch out your arms to the side, like this and let’s sway like trees in the wind…
I’m swaying my arms like a tree in the wind
I’m swaying my arms like a tree
I’m swaying my arms like a tree in the wind
My fingers are the leaves
The leaves
And all I need to know
As I’m swaying to and fro is…
Is there a bird on my head?
On my head
Has there been a bird on my head
This whole time?
Is there still a bird on my head?
(spoken) Okay, well… oh good, the wind is picking up. Let’s sway a little faster…
I’m swaying my arms like a tree in the wind
I’m swaying my arms like a tree
I’m swaying my arms like a tree in the wind
My fingers are the leaves
The leaves
And all I need to know
As I’m swaying to and fro is…
Is there still a bird on my head?
On my head
Has is made a nest in my hair?
In my hair?
I guess there is a bird on my head
Stinky Shoe Song
What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?
What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?
What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?
It’s a stinky, stinky shoe
Can I give it to you?
Can I give it to you?
Can I give it to you?
I can’t hear, but I think you’re nodding you’re head—yes?!
No?! Oh?! Oh…
What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?
What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?
What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?
It’s a stinky, stinky shoe
PU!
Punk Rock shift:
What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?
What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?
What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?
It’s a stinky, stinky shoe
PU!
What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?
What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?
What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?
It’s a stinky, stinky shoe
PU!
1-2-3-4 Stinky shoe!
1-2-3-4 Stinky shoe!
1-2-3-4 Stinky shoe!
It’s a stinky, stinky shoe
PU!
I’m a Mama Monkey – Key G T 1 2/3 1
(Mom starts singing) (finger pick)
I’m a mama monkey
Holding onto you—ooh ooh (kid says)
You’re my baby monkey
And I love you—ooh ooh (kid says) (pluck)
(Kid sings…) (finger pick)
I’m a baby monkey
Holding onto you—ooh ooh (mom says)
You’re my mama monkey
And I love you—ooh ooh (mom says) (pluck)
LYRICS ONLY:
I’m a mama monkey
Holding onto you—ooh ooh
You’re my baby monkey
And I love you—ooh ooh
I’m a baby monkey
Holding onto you—ooh ooh
You’re my mama monkey
And I love you—ooh ooh
I Will Miss You
I will miss your tiny toes
I will miss your baby nose
And I will miss the pitter patter of your little feet
I will miss your baby smile
And the way you’re laughing while
I am tickling your tiny tum
And trying to find a silly belly button
You will grow and you will change
And I’ll love you just the same
But I’ll miss the little one you used to be
You used to be
I will miss the things you say
Every word in your own special way
I will miss your little voice
A sound so sweet—
I will even miss the way
You negotiate to stay
A little longer, doing something that you love
You will grow and you will change
And I’ll love you just the same
But I’ll miss the little one you used to be
You used to be
I will miss your little hugs
And the way you snuggle up
As we’re reading favorite stories
Or we’re singing lullabies
I will miss the way you look at me
And the wonder in your eyes
Every time I have the privilege
Of teaching you something new
You will grow and you will change
And I’ll love you just the same
But I’ll miss the little one you used to be
You used to be
End:
You will grow and you will change
And I’ll love you just the same
But I’ll miss the little one you used to be
I LOVE YOU Echo Song
(Parent) I— (Child repeats) I—
Love— Love—
You— You—
I— love you
I— I—
Love— Love—
You— You—
Yes I really do
(Parent and child sing together)
You and I, baby
You and I
You and I, baby
You and I—
You and I, baby
You and I
Together we will be
Happy! (child sings)
You and I, baby
You and I
You and I, baby
You and I—
You and I, baby
You and I
Together we will be
Happy! (child sings)
(Parent) Cuz I— (Child repeats) I—
Love— Love—
You— You—
I— love you
I— I—
Love— Love—
You— You—
Yes I really do
(Parent)
Yes, I really do — Yes, I really do
Yes, I love—you — Yes, I love—you
And I always will — And I always will
(Together)
I—love you
Five Little Frogs
And... 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and here we go...
There were 5 little frogs and the 1st frog said
To the 2nd little frog, “Jump on my head”
And the 2nd frog said, “Don’t mind if I do”
While the 3rd frog said, “I’m sticking with 2”
Then the 4th frog hopped on top with a plop
And the 1st little frog said, “Enough, now stop!”
But the 5th frog said, “We’re super duper small...
If I hop up top, we’ll be super duper tall.”
So he did and they all fell down...
There were 5 little frogs and the 2nd frog said
To the 3rd little frog, “Jump on my head”
And the 3rd frog said, “Sounds good to me”
While the 4th frog said, “I’m sticking with 3”
Then the 5th frog hopped on top with a plop
And the 2nd little frog said, “Enough, now stop!”
But the 1st frog said, “We’re super duper small...
If I hop up top, we’ll be super duper tall.”
So she did and they all fell down...
There were 5 little frogs and the 3rd frog said
To the 4th little frog, “Jump on my head”
And the 4th frog said, “No prob, for sure!”
While the 5th frog said, “I’m sticking with 4”
Then the 1st frog hopped on top with a plop
And the 3rd little frog said, “Enough, now stop!”
But the 2nd frog said, “We’re super duper small...
If I hop up top, we’ll be super duper tall.”
So he did and they all fell down...
There were 5 little frogs and the 4th frog said
To the 5th little frog, “Jump on my head”
And the 5th frog said, “I’ll certainly try”
While the 1st frog said, “I’m sticking with 5”
Then the 2nd frog hopped on top with a plop
And the 4th little frog said, “Enough, now stop!”
But the 3rd frog said, “We’re super duper small...
If I hop up top, we’ll be super duper tall.”
So she did and they all fell down...
There were 5 little frogs and the 5th frog said
To the 1st little frog, “Jump on my head”
And the 1st frog said, “Don’t mind if I do...
But I think it’s time that we try something new.”
The Multiplication Song T 1 2/3 1
1 x 1 is 1
2 x 2 is 4
3 x 3 is 9
And 4 x 4 is 7 more --
That’s 16 -- cha ching!
5 x 5 is 25
6 x 6 is 36
7 x 7 -- that’s hard to say
But we’ll answer anyway -- it’s 49!
8 x 8 is 64
9 x9 is 17 more --
10 x 10... we’re near the end
Then we get to start again
Multiplying 1 through 10 to 100!
Dognado
There’s a dognado running through my house
Two dogs spinning, goin’ round and round
Playin’ like their puppies, hound over hound…
It’s a two dognado – watch out!
Boundin’ round, around they bound
Boundin’ round, around they bound…
One dog, two dogs boundin’ round
Then the 3rd dog sleeping on the couch… wakes up!
There’s a dognado running through my house
Three dogs spinning, goin’ round and round
Playin’ like their puppies, hound over hound… (over hound!)
It’s a three dognado – watch out!
Boundin’ round, around they bound
Boundin’ round, around they bound…
One dog, two dogs, three dogs now…
Then the neighbor dog comes to check the scene out
There’s a dognado running through my house
Four dogs spinning, goin’ round and round
Playin’ like their puppies
A whole lotta puppies… hound over hound (over hound! over hound!)
It’s a four dognado!
It’s a four dognado! Is someone gonna say no?!
Break it up, dognado!
It’s a four dognado – watch out!
Boundin’ round, around they bound
Boundin’ round, around they bound…
2 x 2, that’s 4 dogs now
Then granny’s toy poodle in her purse pops out!
There’s a dognado running through my house
Five dogs spinning, now they’re crashing around
Somebody stop ‘em!
Can somebody stop ‘em?!
Playin’ like their puppies, hound over hound… (over hound! over hound! over hound!)
It’s a five dognado – an inverted fur-cano!
It’s a five dognado – Break it up, I say… NO!
It’s a five dognado…!
It’s a five dognado…!
(Voiceover, scene devolves into total chaos… )
Look… a squirrel!
Five Little Ducks
And... 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and here we go...
There were 5 little ducks and the 1st duck said
To the 2nd little duck, “You go right ahead”
And the 2nd little duck said, “Suits me fine”
As the 3rd duck puffed up 2nd in line
Then the 4th duck waddled up just in time
For the 5th little duck to be 4th in line
Then the 1st duck said, “Hey, quack, quack, quack...
I was 1st in line, now I’m headed to the back.”
And 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 1 and here we go...
There were 5 little ducks and the 2nd duck said
To the 3rd little duck, “You go right ahead”
And the 3rd little duck said, “Suits me fine”
As the 4th duck puffed up 2nd in line
Then the 5th duck waddled up just in time
For the 1st little duck to be 4th in line
Then the 2nd duck said, “Hey, quack, quack, quack...
I was 1st in line, now I’m headed to the back.”
And 3 and 4 and 5 and 1 and 2 and here we go...
There were 5 little ducks and the 3rd duck said
To the 4th little duck, “You go right ahead”
And the 4th little duck said, “Suits me fine”
As the 5th duck puffed up 2nd in line
Then the 1st duck waddled up just in time
For the 2nd little duck to be 4th in line
Then the 3rd duck said, “Hey, quack, quack, quack...
I was 1st in line, now I’m headed to the back.”
And 4 and 5 and 1 and 2 and 3 and here we go...
There were 5 little ducks and the 4th duck said
To the 5th little duck, “You go right ahead”
And the 5th little duck said, “Suits me fine”
As the 1st duck puffed up 2nd in line
Then the 2nd duck waddled up just in time
For the 3rd little duck to be 4th in line
Then the 4th duck said, “Hey, quack, quack, quack...
I was 1st in line, now I’m headed to the back.”
And 5 and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and here we go...
There were 5 little ducks and the 5th duck said
To the 1st little duck, “You go right ahead”
And the 1st little duck said, “Suits me fine...
Now I’m done playing games with the order of the line...
I’m 1st, you’re 2nd, you’re 3rd, you’re 4th, you’re 5th and now we’ll go.”
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star – Kira Kira Boshi (Japanese verse add)
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Japanese version
Kira, kira hikaru
Osora no hoshiyo
Mabataki shite wa
Minna o miteru
Kira, kira hikaru
Osora no hoshiyo
Stinky Shoe Song – Opera Reprise
What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?
What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?
What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?
It’s a stinky, stinky shoe
PU!
(audience explodes with multiple rounds of applause, because… this song is so amazing)

A few years ago, one of my little friends named Ariya said she would like a song about Rainbows. So, I started thinking on it. Not long after we went to visit a close family member who was going through the fight of her life.
We joined to just spend time together and that's where I wrote this song... on a porch in Minnesota looking to the sky for signs of hope.
Happy to report our family member is fully recovered! And now, with the help of some amazing friends, I'm finally releasing this song that celebrates hope, possibility, inclusiveness, and all the colors of love.
Rainbow Love Song
Written by Kelli Caldwell
If all of the colors of the rainbow
Were my love for you
Together we’d be purple
And apart, I would be blue
We’d have happiness in yellow
And our kindness would be green
Oh darling, you are everything to me
Oh darling, you are everything
Gray raining down and the sun was shy
I didn’t know what to do
Then you showed up
And you changed my view
Suddenly life was colorful
Painting skies
You make my heart new--
Oooooh—
Black and white and cold, hard lines
Telling me who I should be
Then you showed up and reminded me
Color is what I need—and I am free!
Painting skies
You make my heart new—
Oooooh—
If all of the colors of the rainbow
Were my love for you
Together we’d be purple
And apart, I would be blue
We’d have happiness in yellow
And our kindness would be green
Oh darling, you are everything to me
Oh darling, you are everything
Orange is the fun we’re having
Red is the color of our cheeks as we’re dancing
And we’re laughing in hysterics
And indigo is the sky at night
As we fall asleep
Giving thanks for a life well-loved—
I’m so thankful for you
If all of the colors of the rainbow
Were my love for you
Together we’d be purple
And apart, I would be blue
We’d have happiness in yellow
And our kindness would be green
Oh darling, you are everything to me
Oh darling, you are everything
Oh darling, you are everything to me
My darling, you are everything

"Let's Go, Pistachio!"
"Let's Go, Pistachio!" Lyrics
The Hat Song