Rainbow Love Song

Chorus: (2x)

If all of the colors of the rainbow were my love for you

Together we’d be purple and apart, I would be blue

We’d have happiness in yellow

And our kindness would be green

Oh darling, you are everything to me

My darling, you are everything

Gray raining down and the sun was shy

I didn’t know what to do

Then you showed up and you changed my view

Suddenly life was colorful

Painting skies

You make my heart new--

Ooh—

Chorus:

If all of the colors of the rainbow were my love for you

Together we’d be purple and apart, I would be blue

We’d have happiness in yellow

And our kindness would be green

Oh darling, you are everything to me

My darling, you are everything

Black and white and cold, hard lines

Telling me who I should be

Then you showed up and reminded me

Color is what I need—and I am free!

Painting skies

You make my heart new--

Ooh—

Chorus:

If all of the colors of the rainbow were my love for you

Together we’d be purple and apart, I would be blue

We’d have happiness in yellow

And our kindness would be green

Oh darling, you are everything to me

My darling, you are everything

Bridge:

Orange is the fun we’re having

Red is the color of our cheeks as we’re dancing

And we’re laughing in hysterics

And indigo is the sky at night

As we fall asleep

Giving thanks for a life well-loved—

I’m so thankful for you

Chorus:

If all of the colors of the rainbow were my love for you

Together we’d be purple and apart, I would be blue

We’d have happiness in yellow

And our kindness would be green

Oh darling, you are everything to me

My darling, you are everything

Oh darling, you are everything to me

My darling, you are everything

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Ezra’s Frickle Song

Fried—pickles

I had a pickle

Turned it into a frickle

And I dipped it into super yummy zippy dip

I had a pickle

Turned it into a frickle

And I dipped it into super yummy zippy dip

Ezzy and his dad made a super rad dip

It’s a super yummy zippy dip

Pickle-now-a-frickle dip

Gonna make you lick your lips

Mmm... that’s good!

Oooooooooh—

I had a pickle

Turned it into a frickle

And I dipped it into super yummy zippy dip

I had a pickle

Turned it into a frickle

And I dipped it into super yummy zippy dip

Nickle, not a spear

Fickle nickle, not a spear

Gotta make your frickles right

When you go to take a bite

You can tell why —

G   C   G   /  G   D   D7   C   G

Oooooooooh—

G   C   G   /  G   D   D7   C   G

Oooooooooh—

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All Ways Together, Always

Climb onto my shoulders, baby

Let’s go see the world

Look for things we’ve never heard of

Wonder how they work

We’ll explore this great big place

Follow paths and waterways

We never knew--we’d want to know

Chorus:

We’ll go all ways together, always

All ways together, always

All ways together, you and I

We’ll go all ways together, always

All ways together, always

All ways together, you and I

Until one day when you’re ready

You can fly

Take my hand and I will follow

You can lead the way

Jump on buses, trains, and planes

Maybe head to space

We’ll explore this universe

Make new friends and learn new words

J’taime beaucoup – por favor, and arigato

Chorus:

We’ll go all ways together, always

All ways together, always

All ways together, you and I

We’ll go all ways together, always

All ways together, always

All ways together, you and I

Until one day when you’re ready

You can…

Bridge:

Fly— fly—

Fly— fly—

Chorus:

We’ll go all ways together, always

All ways together, always

All ways together, you and I

We’ll go all ways together, always

All ways together, always

All ways together, you and I

Until one day when you’re ready

You can fly

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Robots Don’t Tell Jokes

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What did the zero say to the eight?

Robot thought the answer was so great

So he tried to tell his joke every day

But nobody ever laughed

Chorus:

“Robots don’t tell jokes,” they said

“Robots, we must keep our heads

Because robots have to be on call

Whenever the people need us.” Beep beep

Logic is all a robot knows

And what is the logic of a joke?

Said the robot teachers, “You must know...

Humor does not compute.”

Chorus:

“Robots don’t tell jokes,” they said

“Robots, we must keep our heads

Because robots have to be on call

Whenever the people need us.” Beep beep

Then one day a kid was crying

And no one understood quite why 

And they all stood frozen

And some even turned away

Robot knew he had to try

So he wheeled on up by the little kid’s side

And he drummed up his courage

And said in his best voice: 

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.      Get it?               (audience laughs… hopefully ;P)

Magic—magic— magic— magic—

Laughter is magical

Magically logical

Logically magical

Let the magic fill your heart

Beep beep beep beep beep beep

Beep beep beep beep beep beep

Beep beep beep beep beep beep

Let the magic fill your gears and parts

End Choruses:

Robots should tell jokes, they said

And keep a joke book by your bed

Because robots have to be on call

Whenever the people need us.” Beep beep

Robots should tell jokes, they said

And keep a silly hat by your bed

Because robots have to be on call

Whenever the people need us.” Beep beep

Tree Song

(spoken) Can you be trees with me? Stretch out your arms to the side, like this and let’s sway like trees in the wind…

I’m swaying my arms like a tree in the wind

I’m swaying my arms like a tree

I’m swaying my arms like a tree in the wind

My fingers are the leaves

The leaves

And all I need to know

As I’m swaying to and fro is…

Is there a bird on my head?

On my head

Has there been a bird on my head

This whole time?

Is there still a bird on my head?

(spoken) Okay, well… oh good, the wind is picking up. Let’s sway a little faster… 

I’m swaying my arms like a tree in the wind

I’m swaying my arms like a tree

I’m swaying my arms like a tree in the wind

My fingers are the leaves

The leaves

And all I need to know

As I’m swaying to and fro is…

Is there still a bird on my head?

On my head

Has is made a nest in my hair?

In my hair?

I guess there is a bird on my head

Stinky Shoe Song
 

What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?

What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?

What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?

It’s a stinky, stinky shoe

Can I give it to you?

Can I give it to you?

Can I give it to you?

I can’t hear, but I think you’re nodding you’re head—yes?!

No?! Oh?! Oh…

What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?

What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?

What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?

It’s a stinky, stinky shoe

PU!

Punk Rock shift:

What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?

What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?

What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?

It’s a stinky, stinky shoe

PU!

What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?

What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?

What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?

It’s a stinky, stinky shoe

PU!

1-2-3-4 Stinky shoe!

1-2-3-4 Stinky shoe!

1-2-3-4 Stinky shoe!

It’s a stinky, stinky shoe

PU!

I’m a Mama Monkey – Key G       T   1  2/3  1
 

(Mom starts singing)     (finger pick)

I’m a mama monkey

Holding onto you—ooh ooh (kid says)

You’re my baby monkey

And I love you—ooh ooh (kid says)     (pluck)

(Kid sings…)     (finger pick)

I’m a baby monkey

Holding onto you—ooh ooh (mom says)

You’re my mama monkey

And I love you—ooh ooh (mom says)     (pluck)

LYRICS ONLY:

I’m a mama monkey

Holding onto you—ooh ooh 

You’re my baby monkey

And I love you—ooh ooh 

I’m a baby monkey

Holding onto you—ooh ooh 

You’re my mama monkey

And I love you—ooh ooh


 

I Will Miss You 

I will miss your tiny toes

I will miss your baby nose

And I will miss the pitter patter of your little feet

I will miss your baby smile

And the way you’re laughing while

I am tickling your tiny tum

And trying to find a silly belly button

You will grow and you will change

And I’ll love you just the same

But I’ll miss the little one you used to be

You used to be

I will miss the things you say

Every word in your own special way

I will miss your little voice

A sound so sweet—

I will even miss the way

You negotiate to stay 

A little longer, doing something that you love

You will grow and you will change

And I’ll love you just the same

But I’ll miss the little one you used to be

You used to be

I will miss your little hugs

And the way you snuggle up

As we’re reading favorite stories

Or we’re singing lullabies

I will miss the way you look at me

And the wonder in your eyes

Every time I have the privilege

Of teaching you something new

You will grow and you will change

And I’ll love you just the same

But I’ll miss the little one you used to be

You used to be

End:

You will grow and you will change

And I’ll love you just the same

But I’ll miss the little one you used to be


 

I LOVE YOU Echo Song

(Parent) I—   (Child repeats) I—

Love— Love—

You— You—

I— love you

I— I—

Love— Love—

You— You—

Yes I really do

(Parent and child sing together)

You and I, baby

You and I 

You and I, baby

You and I—

You and I, baby

You and I

Together we will be

Happy! (child sings)

You and I, baby

You and I 

You and I, baby

You and I—

You and I, baby

You and I

Together we will be

Happy! (child sings)

(Parent) Cuz I—   (Child repeats) I—

Love— Love—

You— You—

I— love you

I— I—

Love— Love—

You— You—

Yes I really do

(Parent)

Yes, I really do — Yes, I really do

Yes, I love—you — Yes, I love—you

And I always will — And I always will

(Together)

I—love you

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Five Little Frogs

And... 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and here we go...

There were 5 little frogs and the 1st frog said

To the 2nd little frog, “Jump on my head”

And the 2nd frog said, “Don’t mind if I do”

While the 3rd frog said, “I’m sticking with 2”

Then the 4th frog hopped on top with a plop

And the 1st little frog said, “Enough, now stop!”

But the 5th frog said, “We’re super duper small...

If I hop up top, we’ll be super duper tall.”

So he did and they all fell down...

There were 5 little frogs and the 2nd frog said

To the 3rd little frog, “Jump on my head”

And the 3rd frog said, “Sounds good to me”

While the 4th frog said, “I’m sticking with 3”

Then the 5th frog hopped on top with a plop

And the 2nd little frog said, “Enough, now stop!”

But the 1st frog said, “We’re super duper small...

If I hop up top, we’ll be super duper tall.”

So she did and they all fell down...

There were 5 little frogs and the 3rd frog said

To the 4th little frog, “Jump on my head”

And the 4th frog said, “No prob, for sure!”

While the 5th frog said, “I’m sticking with 4”

Then the 1st frog hopped on top with a plop

And the 3rd little frog said, “Enough, now stop!”

But the 2nd frog said, “We’re super duper small...

If I hop up top, we’ll be super duper tall.”

So he did and they all fell down...

There were 5 little frogs and the 4th frog said

To the 5th little frog, “Jump on my head”

And the 5th frog said, “I’ll certainly try”

While the 1st frog said, “I’m sticking with 5”

Then the 2nd frog hopped on top with a plop

And the 4th little frog said, “Enough, now stop!”

But the 3rd frog said, “We’re super duper small...

If I hop up top, we’ll be super duper tall.”

So she did and they all fell down...

There were 5 little frogs and the 5th frog said

To the 1st little frog, “Jump on my head”

And the 1st frog said, “Don’t mind if I do...

But I think it’s time that we try something new.”

The Multiplication Song   T  1  2/3  1
 

1 x 1 is 1

2 x 2 is 4

3 x 3 is 9

And 4 x 4 is 7 more --

That’s 16 -- cha ching!

5 x 5 is 25

6 x 6 is 36

7 x 7 -- that’s hard to say

But we’ll answer anyway -- it’s 49!

8 x 8 is 64

9 x9 is 17 more --

10 x 10... we’re near the end

Then we get to start again

Multiplying 1 through 10 to 100!

Dognado

There’s a dognado running through my house

Two dogs spinning, goin’ round and round

Playin’ like their puppies, hound over hound…

It’s a two dognado – watch out!

Boundin’ round, around they bound

Boundin’ round, around they bound…

One dog, two dogs boundin’ round

Then the 3rd dog sleeping on the couch… wakes up!

There’s a dognado running through my house

Three dogs spinning, goin’ round and round

Playin’ like their puppies, hound over hound… (over hound!)

It’s a three dognado – watch out!

Boundin’ round, around they bound

Boundin’ round, around they bound…

One dog, two dogs, three dogs now…

Then the neighbor dog comes to check the scene out

There’s a dognado running through my house

Four dogs spinning, goin’ round and round

Playin’ like their puppies

A whole lotta puppies… hound over hound (over hound! over hound!)

It’s a four dognado!

It’s a four dognado! Is someone gonna say no?!

Break it up, dognado!

It’s a four dognado – watch out!

Boundin’ round, around they bound

Boundin’ round, around they bound…

2 x 2, that’s 4 dogs now

Then granny’s toy poodle in her purse pops out!  

There’s a dognado running through my house

Five dogs spinning, now they’re crashing around

Somebody stop ‘em!

Can somebody stop ‘em?!

Playin’ like their puppies, hound over hound… (over hound! over hound! over hound!)
 

It’s a five dognado – an inverted fur-cano!

It’s a five dognado – Break it up, I say… NO!

It’s a five dognado…!

It’s a five dognado…!

(Voiceover, scene devolves into total chaos… )

Look… a squirrel!

Five Little Ducks

And... 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and here we go...

There were 5 little ducks and the 1st duck said

To the 2nd little duck, “You go right ahead”

And the 2nd little duck said, “Suits me fine”

As the 3rd duck puffed up 2nd in line 

Then the 4th duck waddled up just in time

For the 5th little duck to be 4th in line  

Then the 1st duck said, “Hey, quack, quack, quack... 

I was 1st in line, now I’m headed to the back.” 

And 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 1 and here we go...

There were 5 little ducks and the 2nd duck said

To the 3rd little duck, “You go right ahead”

And the 3rd little duck said, “Suits me fine”

As the 4th duck puffed up 2nd in line

Then the 5th duck waddled up just in time

For the 1st little duck to be 4th in line

Then the 2nd duck said, “Hey, quack, quack, quack...

I was 1st in line, now I’m headed to the back.” 

And 3 and 4 and 5 and 1 and 2 and here we go...

There were 5 little ducks and the 3rd duck said

To the 4th little duck, “You go right ahead”

And the 4th little duck said, “Suits me fine”

As the 5th duck puffed up 2nd in line

Then the 1st duck waddled up just in time

For the 2nd little duck to be 4th in line

Then the 3rd duck said, “Hey, quack, quack, quack...

I was 1st in line, now I’m headed to the back.” 

And 4 and 5 and 1 and 2 and 3 and here we go...

There were 5 little ducks and the 4th duck said

To the 5th little duck, “You go right ahead”

And the 5th little duck said, “Suits me fine”

As the 1st duck puffed up 2nd in line

Then the 2nd duck waddled up just in time

For the 3rd little duck to be 4th in line

Then the 4th duck said, “Hey, quack, quack, quack...

I was 1st in line, now I’m headed to the back.” 

And 5 and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and here we go...

There were 5 little ducks and the 5th duck said

To the 1st little duck, “You go right ahead”

And the 1st little duck said, “Suits me fine...

Now I’m done playing games with the order of the line...

I’m 1st, you’re 2nd, you’re 3rd, you’re 4th, you’re 5th and now we’ll go.”

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star – Kira Kira Boshi (Japanese verse add)

Twinkle, twinkle little star

How I wonder what you are

Up above the world so high,

Like a diamond in the sky

Twinkle, twinkle little star

How I wonder what you are

Japanese version

Kira, kira hikaru

Osora no hoshiyo

Mabataki shite wa

Minna o miteru

Kira, kira hikaru

Osora no hoshiyo

Stinky Shoe Song – Opera Reprise 

What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?

What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?

What’ma gonna do with a stinky shoe?

It’s a stinky, stinky shoe

PU!

(audience explodes with multiple rounds of applause, because… this song is so amazing)